10 things I hate about myself
(1) too tanned (haven't you heard of 一白遮三丑)
(2) too tall (too many vertically-challenged SG guys)
(3) butt is too big (i know what some stupid old wives' tale abt how you
are a good child-bearer if you have big butt, but who wanna be a
manufacturing factory?)
(4) hideous scar on my eyebrow (remind me to tell you the story of the
biggest idiot the world)
(5) small tits (yesh, i went through a period with rather fine-looking
tits... but now they're back to puny grapes)
(6) i dun have porcelain-like skin
(7) huge tummy (might be mistaken for a pregnant women)
(8) flabby arms (yucks, most hated body part!!!)
(9) ebony-like panda eyes
(10) the-always-wanna-act-大姐大-character (why cant i be a bit
more sai nai like other girls?)
10 things I love about myself
(1) hmm, ehhh, nothing...
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